Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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