so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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