the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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