You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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