"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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