all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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