i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
This is classic penis vs brain.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
The struggles of a small town man whore
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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