guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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