My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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