Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
