i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize