I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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