found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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