Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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