belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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