Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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