do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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