Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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