When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
