Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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