Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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