it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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