would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
