im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
My dick has a subreddit
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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