She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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