dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So much rum. So many feels.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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