people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Just high enough for therapy.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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