Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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