We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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