just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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