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Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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