Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
