Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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