$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
