Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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