I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I don't deserve a penis
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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