Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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