Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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