Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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