You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
The adults are the big ones right?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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