i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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