Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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