Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Randomize