I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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