He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
His hands were made for my vagina.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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