Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Drake has all the answers
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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