...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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