he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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