a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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