ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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