Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
She told me I should be a condom model.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
