I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
it's like iHOP with fire
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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