How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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